League Personnel

Joshua Smith

Just Win Baby

Joshua Smith had the original idea during COVID: build a Grossmont High School fantasy football league and give everybody a reason to argue on Sundays. The league exists because he started it, organized it and has refused to let it become normal ever since.

Commissioner since the inaugural 2020 season, Smith works night and day during football season to keep schedules, disputes and ten separate egos running smoothly. Many members claim to hate him; league leadership maintains this is jealousy from people who know they could never run a league this well.

His official succession plan contains one line: he can never be replaced. Any attempt to remove him must first be approved by the commissioner, who has already voted no.

Jackson Harris

Matt Araizas lawyer • Jackson Harris Law Firm

Jackson Harris spent his younger years living in Tel Aviv, Israel, where he developed a deep love for his Jewish roots. Those values play a major role in the way he practices law: preparation, loyalty, disciplined argument and never backing down once he has the floor.

His father works at Mossad, Israel's national intelligence agency, giving Harris a family connection to intelligence and negotiation at the highest level. Harris later graduated early in 2025 at the top of his class from Harvard Law School.

Now opening the Jackson Harris Law Firm, he says he is honored that Commissioner Smith trusted his legal skills with such a historic fantasy league.

Harris is officially back in the league and ready to make his comeback as both a manager and the league attorney. His 2026 team is Matt Araizas lawyer; the briefcase is packed, the roster spot is secured and he is already preparing his opening argument for draft night.

Gary Dingleshit

@garry.ffl • Fantasy for Fags Instagram

Gary is the direct reporter for the official Fantasy for Fags Instagram page, covering every trade, scandal and commissioner statement with the urgency of a fourth-quarter drive.

His reporting combines ESPN urgency, Bleacher Report headlines and, somehow, Brazzers-level production value. His biggest scoops routinely land before the rest of the league has even muted the group chat.

He protects his anonymous sources, mostly because the anonymous source is usually the commissioner standing three feet away. Gary never sleeps; he simply refreshes the transaction log with his eyes closed.